Happy Birthday to my old intern, Marsh! When he was on the old show, he was 19 years old. So he got wasted last night and left a message on my phone. Google Voice thought he said this:
Hey. Hey Eric. Myer. I don't know if you remember what this is, but My name is Marshall Hey used to work for you. I don't read. Usually he did and plants. I you know afternoon. He did order A. I don't know if you're ever it if you know it wasn't like a big part of your life for your career anything anyway. It's my 21st, and I write a lot more than I, probably should have So I decided to call everyone and my phone and, I called you first. So, feel, happy, congratulated. Also I'm like, I don't know, anyway. Dude road. I'm 21 now and drunk. And we're at Taco Bell and I got to let you go. I will, see you at some point, hopefully the next ten years later bro. Ohh, Ohh.
Of course.. this isn't what he said. Here is the actual voicemail he left me..